February 2008
87 posts
Now You Know Who NOT To Vote For...
I Have a Slightly Opposite Problem... Not Really.
Japan is in dire straights. The population is declining, people are marrying later, having fewer children, if any at all. And Spa! (1/29) says one of the major reasons for the dilemma is that as many as 70 percent of younger men are unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation. “They’ve got no erection problems and they can masturbate perfectly normally, but there has been a massive increase,...
January 2008
127 posts
Jigsaw Falling Into Place
RADIOHEAD
The Japanese SSBB's Opening Hits the Internet!
Fuck Planet Earth (the title can be misleading)
If you haven’t, head over toTHE FAIL BLOG…I enjoyed it.
This is Why Women Need to Learn to Love Sperm...
According to reproductive biologists at the University of Adelaide in South Australia, far from being an exercise in futility, plenty of sex even up to a full year before conception-helps guard against a litany of ailments. The disorders, which range from infertility to high blood pressure during pregnancy, all appear to be linked to the reluctance of the mother’s ...
"I FEEL... I FEEL NO PAIN! I am UNSTOPABBLE!!!"
As vulnerable as naked mole rats seem, researchers now find the hairless, bucktoothed rodents are invulnerable to the pain of acid and the sting of chili peppers. A better understanding of pain resistance in these sausage-like creatures could lead to new drugs for people with chronic pain, scientists added. (+) Sausage-like? Really?! What kind of Italian food are they feeding them over at...
"Elementary, My Dear Watson..."
SLATE - Film piracy, the conventional wisdom goes, is a threat to the film industry at all levels. That’s certainly the sense at the Sundance Film Festival, where both the festival and distributors invest heavily in anti-piracy measures, including undercover agents who attend screenings to capture illicit videotapers. But it turns out that they may be wasting their money. Sundance films,...
I'm Afraid, Are You Afraid? This Scares Me...
After a decade fighting to stop illegal file-sharing, the music industry will give fans today what they have always wanted: an unlimited supply of free and legal songs. With CD sales in free fall and legal downloads yet to fill the gap, the music industry has reluctantly embraced the file-sharing technology that threatened to destroy it. Qtrax, a digital service announced today, promises a...
Certain People in Our Country Don't Pay Taxes...
The President, Members of Congress, and Supreme Court justices do not pay Social Security taxes, giving them an extra $6,045 a year in take-home pay, according to a tax analyst. While working Americans are subject to a 6.2 percent payroll tax on their first $97,500 of wages under the Social Security system, America’s leaders are not subject to that 6.2 percent payroll tax on any of their...
The Difference Between Security & Privacy...
6 Musicians who Overcame their SUCKAGE... Sorta'
While it’s unrealistic to expect material written and recorded by a 16-year-old former child television star to contain profound and articulate ruminations about the human condition, inflicting the following lyrics upon an unsuspecting record-buying public must surely be considered some sort of grossly irresponsible human rights violation. My name is Alanis, I’m a white chick...
Yes, That's Why It's Called GELATINA in Spanish...
Claim: JELL-O is made from bones and hides. Status: True. Origins: Sometimes the most innocuous of foodstuffs contain constituents whose origins are less than appetizing. Such is the case with JELL-O, a dessert that has graced millions of dinner tables since its 1897 debut. Underneath JELL-O’s jiggly wholesomeness lurks a secret many consumers are disconcerted to learn:...
This Made Me Smile... Are You a 2001/Portal Fan?
via XKCD.com
Have a Baby? Here's the DO's & DON'Ts!
There’s MORE where this came from… head over here and enjoy.
_ _ _ _ _ _ S M B _ F T W ! ! !
Newspaper "Slaves for Sale" Ads in Spanish...
Brings New Meaning to "Do the Dew" ...So, Don't.
Tucson porn-proprietor Tyrone Henry wants you to know that blowing your load on the faces of blindfolded, underage girls who think they’re participating in a facial cream marketing study is not fraud or any other crime, no matter what the Arizona Court of Appeals said last month. He also wants you to know he was framed. (+) Wow… let’s go from there then.
Understanding your President... through Art.
George W. Bush is famous for his attachment to a painting which he acquired after becoming a “born again Christian.” It’s by W.H.D. Koerner and is entitled “A Charge to Keep.” Bush was so taken by it, that he took the painting’s name for his own official autobiography. And here’s what he says about it: ...
I Totally Owned this as a Kid... Awesome.
Gilliam saved, Depp might step in for Ledger...
Box-office megastar Johnny Depp, a friend of Heath Ledger, may take over a role left by the young Aussie actor who passed away earlier this week. Ledger and Gilliam had been filming “The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus” in London since December and were scheduled to continue with interior and green screen shooting in Vancouver for another six weeks. When Ledger was found dead in New...
Greedy Fly
BUSH I used to watch this on MTV back in Highschool… I used to love it. If you want to skip all the “acting” jump ahead to 2 minutes or so! (Damn.)
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The Most Disturbing Thing I’ve Seen TodayBears, is a series of portraits of the most unusual sort: ordinary teddy bears that have been turned inside out and restuffed. Each animal’s appearance is determined by the necessities of the manufacturing process. Simple patterns and devices never meant to be seen are now prominent physical characteristics, giving each one a distinctly quirky...
I have a DAEMON now...
Wow... Nice Companion Photograph there. Damn!
CNN... Now You Know This Is Important.
And the award for “Who Gives a Shit” News doesn’t go out to FOX, instead it’s CNN… reporting that, believe it or not: The wife of the one paparazzi that Britney Spears talked to that one time, is filing for divorce. Don’t believe me? Click here and become enlightened about the whole situation.
THE JOKER will ROCK... But only this ONCE.
(CNN) - 2006 Academy Award nominee Heath Ledger has died in NY. He was found dead in his bed in one of his residences in Soho by his housekeeper at 3:35 PM ET today. The 28-year-old actor has a two year old daughter with former fiancee Michelle Williams. He plays The Joker in the upcoming Batman film, “The Dark Knight.” FUCK…
Los Caballeros del Zodiaco - Fenix Ikki
Back in the Nineties, I used to watch Saint Seiya on TV, which makes me all sorts of awesome. Man, I want to watch this show again… it’s time to get a hold of it. Don’t know the show? Here, head over to the Wiki and then search some videos of it online.
Bionic Commando was one of my FAVORITES!
Dolphins are Known to make Bubble Rings!
Family of Faggot fans Fly the Flag
(BBC) - A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots. The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for...
New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying...
MINNEAPOLIS—One month after moving into their shared apartment, roommates Nick Horowitz, 23, and Dan Crenshaw, 24, are still trying to find an appropriately masculine way to bid each other good night, Crenshaw told reporters Tuesday. “We started out by bumping fists and saying ‘night bro,’ and right now we’re getting by with really sarcastically saying ‘nighty-night,...
Sick Sick Sick
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
Around the World/Harder Better Faster Stronger
DAFT PUNK (ALIVE 2007)
Impressionante! -- Italian Scientists have...
Pope Benedict XVI on Tuesday cancelled a speech at Rome’s La Sapienza university in the face of protests led by scientists opposed to a high-profile visit by the head of the Catholic Church to a secular setting. ”Following the well-noted controversy of recent days … it was considered appropriate to postpone the event,” which had been set for Thursday, a Vatican communique...
Under the Influence: A Tribute to Stan Lee
Yoskay Yamamoto ink and paint on board 30 x 23 inches Ever wondered what it would look like if today’s modern artistes where to paint MARVEL super heroes? Well, if you are in the L.A. area, you’re in luck - from January 8th until February 1st, Gallery 1988 will be showcasing amazing artwork once again. This time, inspired by Stan ‘the Man’ Lee. You ought to check it out!